Q. If dogs could talk, what do you think they would say?
A. Give me a bone, I'm hungry.

Q. In case of a bear attack, what would you do to survive?
A. Take it down with elephant gun.

Q. Who's your favorite celebrity, and if you met them what one question would you ask?
A. Barack Obama. Why would you wanna be a black president.

Q. What is your favorite Broadway musical?
A. I don't have one. I hate Broadway.

Q. This class is in a horror film, who in opinion would be the first to go?
A. Lindsay.